Devil's Beautitudes
1. Blessed are those Christians who are TOO TIRED, TOO BUSY TOO DISTRACTED to spend time with their fellow Christians in church - they are my best candidates to backslide.
2. Blessed are those Christians who WAIT TO BE ASKED and EXPECT TO BE THANKED - I can use them to slow things down.
3. Blessed are those Christians who are VERY RELIGIOUS but GET ON EVERYONE'S nerves - they are my most effective stumbling blocks.
4. Blessed are those Christians who are TROUBLEMAKERS - they are my best wrecking crew.
5. Blessed are those Christians who have NO TIME TO PRAY - they are easy prey for me.
6. Blessed are those Christians who are COMPLAINERS - they are my best discouragers.
7. Blessed are those Christians who are TOUCHY, with a bit of luck they may STOP GOING TO CHURCH and get others to quit - they are my missionaries.
8. Blessed are YOU when you read this and THINK IT IS ABOUT OTHER people and not yourself -- I've got you.
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